putting it in perspective

On dealing with Style and Privacy:

Mr. Richard Burton and Miss Elizabeth Taylor (who are so great that both of them even brought style to marriage) once complained openly that the newsmen in Italy seemed likely at any moment to photograph one or the other of them in the bathroom. The way to deal with this problem (if it is one) is not to build a higher wall around the house but to learn to urinate with style.

~ Quentin Crisp (from The Wit and Wisdom of Quentin Crisp)