My son is so freakin' funny sometimes.
We were watching TV, actually watching the infomercial for Chuck Norris "Total Gym", just laughing and joking (and secretly admiring and coveting) when I announced to my son that I had to go the bathroom.
From out of the blue, my son hopped up and did a very good impersonation of a TV evangelist and loudly beseeched our ceiling with his arms outstretched, "Gawwd, release the brown demaaaaaahn!" referring of course to poop, natures most hilarious of subject materials known to twelve year old boys.
I laughed and laughed, actually snorted a few times while I was gasping in air, trying to stop laughing before I wet my damn pants. Thank you, captain out of left field hilarity.
Monday, July 13, 2009
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